Billy Mays wants his job back

Its so like me to turn in a contest entry, 45 minutes before it ends xD;;

I've been trying to think up ideas for weeks, and after talking with my friend Houston and throwing ideas around, I saw the SHAMWOW faggot in the corner of one of my browser pages. And this idea immediately hit me. xDD

I thought it was fitting, because goddamn; the only guy I liked yelling at me over the TV was Billy, not the Shamwow faggot. :c

The rest kinda explains itself, but if you need a rundown here:



R.I.P. Billy

btw; notice how Billy punches people.